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[Sagacious Turkey] If you have any ideas for Mr. Influence paste em here...

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Always in trouble?

This looks like a job for... MR. INFLUENCE!!!



eat acid!



tickle a mental patient!



pimpslap a mob boss!



swing on power lines!



tell a mass murderer he's too afraid to kill you!



spend the night with Micheal Jackson!



paint yourself black and walk in front of the KKK!



tickle an elephants foot!



poke an angry gorilla!



play with bazookas!



french a pirahna!



pick a fight with a dragon!



try to fly off the empire state building!



give me all yer money! ill take gooood care of it...



pet a rabid coyote!



take heroin and wash it down with vodka!!!
 


try to brush a kobra's teeth!



kiss an aligator!



dress as a chicken and go to the mall and peck people for a scene in ur jack-ass movie.



Don't run with scissors; hedgeclippers are bigger!



Don't run with hedgeclippers; cluster bombs are bigger!



Grow a handlebar moustache!



Hunt bear cubs with a scalpel!



stick fireworks up your nose and wait for a tingly fealing



Tell your cat to walk backwards, tie a 5 inch bit of blue yarn to your right little toe and do a vairal backfilp into a pile of pink jelly.

swim with great white sharks in a suit made of meat


eat my other cousins



Laugh while having ketchup



Play with blow torches!



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2.[Sir Soapy] some soapy guy... 
3.[Stormy Sky] Badest chick in school.   
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7.[radagast the brown] he'd have joined if he wasn't banned!!!
8.[Rolo] le blah..
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10.[Thing From Another World]
11.[spitfire_35121]I hope you don't mind if i changed some thigs?!!
12.[Radagast] Hum yes, much admiration to this page, hope my contribution is worthy!
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14.[Mystii] umm. what can i say? lol
15.[Evil-Genious]
16.[daydreams of happyer times]
17.[Mystii] i've been waiting for a members section for this wiki!
18.[sanke]
19.[Variety_Rocks]......
20.[nokaredes]
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22.[JasperBoy05] I know who you are Mr.bad turkey
23.[Fallen Child Athena] love me?
24.[Blvd. of broken dreams] Hey Evil Twin, remember me???????o.O
25.[Lethan]yno what? this is fun!


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2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: I might be, but you don't see me eating a fried porker over it, now do you?!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...don't have a conniption fit O_o

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I know you are, but what am I?! *pokes you challengingly*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...and don't make me challenge you to a duel. *waves a glove in your general direction*

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *takes the glove and puts it on... and does the moon walk!*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: *smacks head*

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: Whos head...?

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...mine, you nitwit.

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *runs away sobbing*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ROFL

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...and now you're laughing at my pain... for shame... for shame!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: That rhymes ^_^

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: *smacks head*

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: Whose head?

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...mine, you nitwit.

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: Copycat!

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I'm not a cat!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: ...prove it!

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...I'm allergic to cats! ...If I were a cat, I'd be dead!

2005-10-19 [nokaredes]: how do I know you're really allergic to cats?

2005-10-19 [Sagacious Turkey]: ...because... you... trust me...?

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